mooism: Bathroom floor

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mooism) wrote,
@ 2006-05-16 22:48:00

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Bathroom floor

When I gaze at the bathroom floor, the tiles shimmer as if floating on acid.

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	sdn 2006-05-16 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	you are scaring me! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	How so? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	sdn 2006-05-17 08:04 am UTC (link)
	it sounds like you're hallucinating! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-17 09:12 am UTC (link)
	It’s just the pattern on the tiles; it doesn’t happen when I stare anywhere else. Maybe there’s something wrong with my eyes as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cumbrianheart 2006-05-16 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Just say no to drugs, man! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Tell that to the tiles… (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluedevi 2006-05-16 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hope they don't dissolve into the acid, so that the acid can get to your feet and dissolve them too. Um. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	I think I would have enough time to get off the floor and into the bath, if they did. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cumbrianheart 2006-05-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	But then the floor under the bath would dissolve, and the bath would start to bubble away and you'd fall through the floor into whatever is downstairs and oh horror and oh woe! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am downstairs :-) There’s nowhere further to fall. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cumbrianheart 2006-05-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Australia??? Acid is pretty strong stuff you know... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluedevi 2006-05-16 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	But could you ever escape the bath again? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	feanelwa 2006-05-16 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I could deal with spending the rest of my life in the bath, as long as the boiler didn't get dissolved too :) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	The boiler’s in the kitchen. No acid there :-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deerfold 2006-05-17 11:08 am UTC (link)
	How wrinkly would your skin get? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	feanelwa 2006-05-17 11:36 am UTC (link)
	It would peel off, like David Blaine's. But if you alternate lying down and sitting with your legs hanging over the edge, you go much less wrinkly :) and of course you could drain it for a while now and again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mooism 2006-05-16 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Judging by how much time I spend in the thing, probably not. A wiser course of action might be to escape out the window. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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